Tess' parents are preoccupied with death.
Big girls have to stick together.
Tess used to have a 56FF bra size.
Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.
God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds.
Tess is a rainbow coalition of dating.
Tess blames this "working craze" on the feminists.
Condoleezza Rice is a great liar.