Teddy Carpenter: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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Whitney CummingsTexas! Invite me over for Thanksgiving and get tix to Dallas Show Nov 18 House of Blues! I like dark meat. What? http://twitpic.com/or95z9:30 AM Today

Russell Peters"Because I love u so much it makes me fart"7:09 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonI'm gonna need security to escort me to my room after this cash out. http://pic.gd/90ac385:06 AM Today

Aziz AnsariAlmost got into fight cause of a bit where I needed social security number & credit card to hang out on Flo-rida's boat tomorrow. Woops.4:35 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonGreat show tonight, thank u Vegas! Now I'm walking the strip with my mom, my cuz and @albertsousajr4:31 AM Today

Aziz Ansari'I work for Flo-rida and he's looking for girls to party on his boat. However, you need to suggest a song title to get on the boat...4:29 AM Today

Aziz AnsariTime to say dumb things to people. "Hello I work for Lorenzo Llamas production company, do you have any movie ideas?"4:19 AM Today

Jo KoyAustralia! http://bit.ly/2LDFM94:17 AM Today

Aziz AnsariJust dropped an Entourage DVD and a shiny black button down shirt on dancefloor and started a mini riot.4:15 AM Today

Aziz AnsariDragged to super douche nightclub for my cousins bday. It smells like Red Bull and sweat. Also many girls with great personalities! Ugh.4:11 AM Today

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Teddy Carpenter: Black Folks in a Group

You know, wherever there are black folks in a group, white people have to show up because they're scared we're going to do something without them.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Car

I want me a big black girl... the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Bed

I want me a big black girl.... type of woman that lies in the bed, looks like a big old hole in the sheets.

Posted: 10/30/2008

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Teddy Carpenter: Black Folks in a Group

Posted: 10/30/2008

Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Car

Posted: 10/30/2008

Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Bed

Posted: 10/30/2008