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Teddy Carpenter Jokes

Teddy Carpenter: Black Folks in a Group

You know, wherever there are black folks in a group, white people have to show up because they're scared we're going to do something without them.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Car

I want me a big black girl... the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Bed

I want me a big black girl.... type of woman that lies in the bed, looks like a big old hole in the sheets.

Posted: 10/30/2008