Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
Filed under: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Views: 1,842
Posted: 08/12/2001
Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars
Rappers have too many guests on their albums.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 5,984
Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers
Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), parents (519), school (254)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,045
Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween
Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,866
Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), health (956), self-deprecating (208)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,060
Ted Alexandro - Prison
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,003
Ted Alexandro - Grammar School
Lining up in grammar school always took all day.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,144
Ted Alexandro - Music Teacher
Ted spent five years of his life teaching the recorder in New York City schools.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 712
Victoria Jackson - Nice Ukulele
You can't find talent in a guitar store.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Ted Alexandro - Friends
Other people's dreams are boring.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,091
Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace
White churches get out on time.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 8,366
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers
Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), parents (519), school (254)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,045
Stephen Lynch - D&D
It's D&D, summoning the demons of hell!
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 11,853
J. Chris Newberg - Shut Up
J. Chris wants his friend to shut up.
Tags: J. Chris Newberg (3), Premium Blend (750), music (710)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 240
Kyle Cease - Red Rover
Elementary school had the crappiest doctors.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 7,426
