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Ted Alexandro - Bush, Kerry and Nader

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A look back at the 2004 presidential candidates.

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Views: 299

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars

Rappers have too many guests on their albums.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), money (445)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 5,495

Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers

Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), parents (447), school (171)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,333

Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,222

Ted Alexandro - Prison

Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,498

Ted Alexandro - Teacher

Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,300

Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym

They're like a group of big pigeons.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), health (519), self-deprecating (204)

Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,232

Ted Alexandro - Healthy

No one wants the cow that got bad grades.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,045

Ted Alexandro - Wrong Name

Ted's neighbors called him "Kevin" for a long time.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 968

Ted Alexandro - Friends

Other people's dreams are boring.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 878

Ted Alexandro - Natural Disasters

All these natural disasters are beginning to cost Ted a lot of money.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 851

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Lewis Black - The Next President

"Tipper" is not a proper woman's name.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1781), marriage (415)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 606

Jim David - Politics

Jim David can't be a Democrat or Republican -- he likes making money and spending it on drugs.

Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 819

Steve Marmel - Election Year

George W. Bush is like a Baldwin.

Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 229

Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button

Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1781), ethnic (691)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,058

Tom Rhodes - The Second Chance State

How does a masking tape "X" on your window save you from a hurricane?

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 425

Lewis Black - New York Senator

Hillary Clinton makes Lewis Black feel guilty.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1781), marriage (415)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 4,620

Lewis Black - Democracy Stinks

Ross Perot looks like the kid in 'Deliverance' all grown up.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1781), alcohol (360)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 14,232

Jamie Lissow - Interview - Competition

Jamie recalls a comedy competition.

Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (1781), Ted Alexandro (20)

Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 135

Loni Love - Female President

It's time for a female president.

Tags: Loni Love (11), Comedy Central Presents (1781), men/women (840)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,365

Richard Belzer - Election

George H.W. Bush is scared now.

Tags: Richard Belzer (4), imitations (766), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 224


Keith Robinson: Crazy Uncle Bush

George looks like -- he's like the crazy uncle that you got when you had problems in the neighborhood. 'George, I just got jumped down 16th...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Evans: E-Mailing George W. Bush

My mom e-mailed the president of the United States -- which is cute, in a children's letter to Santa Claus kind of way -- but I don't think he's...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Steve Marmel: George W.'s 2000 Campaign

It sucks for Bush to walk around, 'I'm not an insider.' You're the president's kid! You're a Baldwin!

Posted: 10/30/2008

Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush and Your Dad

It's weird, the war that we're in right now. I feel bad for the president at this point in the war because it's kind of like when your dad decides...

Posted: 11/03/2008

Puzzling

George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Bush's Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Mark Curry: No Need for Curfew

I grew up the baby of eight kids. We grew up in a two bedroom house. My mom never had to worry about curfew. You came home late, you didn't have a...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dane Cook: First Job

First job I had: Burger King. My brother got me the job; he was the manager. And you think that'd be cool, right? 'Cause he's my bro. But he was a...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jackie Kashian: Funny Parents

I love my parents. They are very, very funny people. I come by this very honestly. They're not nice people; they're funny. They make up for it with...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dat Phan: Dad's Two Comments

My dad only said two things to me around the house, you know, when I was there. Number one: 'OK, OK, U.S.A.' And two: 'Good. Good, Dat Phan.' How...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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