They're like a group of big pigeons.
Filed under: Ted Alexandro (21), health (956), self-deprecating (208)
Views: 2,062
Posted: 12/08/2004
Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars
Rappers have too many guests on their albums.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 5,987
Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers
Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), parents (519), school (254)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,045
Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween
Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,867
Ted Alexandro - Prison
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,005
Ted Alexandro - Teacher
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,845
Ted Alexandro - The Gym
Ted tries to keep in shape by going to the gym.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 989
Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers
Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), parents (519), school (254)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,045
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (956), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,259
Ted Alexandro - Healthy
No one wants the cow that got bad grades.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,587
Brian Regan - Yoga Made Impossible
Yoga is way less doable than you would think.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 5,479
Brian Regan - The Gym
It's easier to look dumb at the gym than it is to work out.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 4,925
Nathan Trenholm - Stunt Your Growth
Smoking and lifting weights will stunt your growth.
Tags: Nathan Trenholm (2), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 160
Richard Lewis - Hypochondriac
It's hard to exercise when you're a hypochondriac.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (956), parents (519)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 79
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,741
Ted Alexandro - Eating
It's hard to eat healthy.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 789
