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Ted Alexandro

Ted Alexandro is a young comedian on the rise. In addition to his half-hour special "Comedy Central Presents Ted Alexandro," Ted has appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborne" and "The View." Coming up next for Ted are appearances on "Last Call with Carson Daly" and the HBO dramatic series "Oz." Watch as this versatile young actor/comedian makes you laugh until you weep, or weep until you laugh.
 
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Ted Alexandro - Cleavage Season

They're adorable!

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Ted Alexandro - Work Out Diary

Disgusting, sloppy, gelatinous.

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Posted: 03/10/06
Views: 21,341

Ted Alexandro - New Years

Ted makes his resolutions.

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Ted Alexandro - Micro and Macro

Ted takes on prison and politics.

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Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars

Rappers have too many guests on their albums.

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Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 5,987

Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers

Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.

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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,045

Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,867

Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym

They're like a group of big pigeons.

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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,063

Ted Alexandro - Prison

Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,005

Ted Alexandro - Teacher

Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,845

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Ted Alexandro: Evacuation

People are evacuating every day, right? Evacuating used to be a big deal. Now, it's like jury duty. Like, 'Great, gotta evacuate. You gonna go?'...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: A Lot of Natural Disasters

A lot of natural disasters, right? It's depressing -- gotta keep giving money, can't afford it. Gets to be like friends' weddings now -- like,...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: Debate About the War

A lot of debate about the war lately. Democrats saying pull out. Republicans saying finish the job. It's like the angel and devil on my shoulders...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: E-Mails From John Kerry

I voted for Kerry, and I'm still getting e-mails from him, too. It's kind of pathetic, like, 'There's still work to be done.' Yeah, there is: delete.

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: Bush, Kerry or Nader

Bush, Kerry and Nader -- those were the the choices. Although Nader -- you know when you take a multiple choice exam, and they tell you to...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: Girls' Halloween Costumes

Halloween seems to be getting bigger every year. I noticed a pattern this year with girls' costumes. Girls will take a typically altruistic career...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: More Reading

Girls dress sexy, right? Even sweat pants now -- kind of tight, got the writing on the ass, little messages. Who knows what it's gonna say? It's...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: Cleavage Season

Cleavage season just about over. I'm gonna miss it. 'Cause cleavage, when it first pops out, like late February/early March, it's almost like...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: The Recorder

So, I used to be a music teacher. I used to teach K-5 music here in New York City. I taught the recorder. Are you guys familiar with Satan's little...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: Rappers Misspell for Fun

Rappers misspell things from time to time, just for fun. They'll use a 'Z' instead of an 'S,' a 'Y' instead of an 'I.' If I was an accountant, I...

Posted: 03/09/2006

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