People are evacuating every day, right? Evacuating used to be a
big deal. Now, it's like jury duty. Like, 'Great, gotta evacuate. You gonna go?'...
Posted: 03/09/2006
A lot of natural disasters, right? It's depressing -- gotta
keep giving money, can't afford it. Gets to be like friends' weddings now -- like,...
Posted: 03/09/2006
A lot of debate about the war lately. Democrats saying pull
out. Republicans saying finish the job. It's like the angel and devil on my shoulders...
Posted: 03/09/2006
I voted for Kerry, and I'm still getting e-mails from him, too.
It's kind of pathetic, like, 'There's still work to be done.' Yeah, there is: delete.
Posted: 03/09/2006
Bush, Kerry and Nader -- those were the the choices. Although
Nader -- you know when you take a multiple choice exam, and they tell you to...
Posted: 03/09/2006
Halloween seems to be getting bigger every year. I noticed a
pattern this year with girls' costumes. Girls will take a typically altruistic career...
Posted: 03/09/2006
Girls dress sexy, right? Even sweat pants now -- kind of tight,
got the writing on the ass, little messages. Who knows what it's gonna say? It's...
Posted: 03/09/2006
Cleavage season just about over. I'm gonna miss it. 'Cause
cleavage, when it first pops out, like late February/early March, it's almost like...
Posted: 03/09/2006
So, I used to be a music teacher. I used to teach K-5 music
here in New York City. I taught the recorder. Are you guys familiar with Satan's little...
Posted: 03/09/2006
Rappers misspell things from time to time, just for fun.
They'll use a 'Z' instead of an 'S,' a 'Y' instead of an 'I.' If I was an accountant, I...
Posted: 03/09/2006