Ted Alexandro is a young comedian on the rise. In addition to his half-hour special "Comedy Central Presents Ted Alexandro," Ted has appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborne" and "The View." Coming up next for Ted are appearances on "Last Call with Carson Daly" and the HBO dramatic series "Oz." Watch as this versatile young actor/comedian makes you laugh until you weep, or weep until you laugh.
Ted Alexandro is a young comedian on the rise. In addition to his half-hour special "Comedy Central Presents Ted Alexandro," Ted has appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborne" and "The View." Coming up next for Ted are appearances on "Last Call with Carson Daly" and the HBO dramatic series "Oz." Watch as this versatile young actor/comedian makes you laugh until you weep, or weep until you laugh.
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Rappers have too many guests on their albums.
Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.
Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
I belong to a gym now. Well, let me rephrase that: I don't
belong there at all, but I go.
I'm single. I often think about my future wife and how lax
she's been about getting in touch with me.
I always loved art teachers because they were so bizarre. They
were like the homeless people of the faculty -- all disheveled, wearing smocks,...
I would think the squad car cop is to the cop on a bike as the
sketch artist is to the etch-a-sketch artist.
People are evacuating every day, right? Evacuating used to be a
big deal. Now, it's like jury duty. Like, 'Great, gotta evacuate. You gonna go?'...
A lot of natural disasters, right? It's depressing -- gotta
keep giving money, can't afford it. Gets to be like friends' weddings now -- like,...
A lot of debate about the war lately. Democrats saying pull
out. Republicans saying finish the job. It's like the angel and devil on my shoulders...
I voted for Kerry, and I'm still getting e-mails from him, too.
It's kind of pathetic, like, 'There's still work to be done.' Yeah, there is: delete.
Bush, Kerry and Nader -- those were the the choices. Although
Nader -- you know when you take a multiple choice exam, and they tell you to...
Halloween seems to be getting bigger every year. I noticed a
pattern this year with girls' costumes. Girls will take a typically altruistic career...