I belong to a gym now. Well, let me rephrase that: I don't
belong there at all, but I go.
Posted: 08/12/2001
I'm single. I often think about my future wife and how lax
she's been about getting in touch with me.
Posted: 08/12/2001
I always loved art teachers because they were so bizarre. They
were like the homeless people of the faculty -- all disheveled, wearing smocks,...
Posted: 08/12/2001
I would think the squad car cop is to the cop on a bike as the
sketch artist is to the etch-a-sketch artist.
Posted: 08/12/2001
People are evacuating every day, right? Evacuating used to be a
big deal. Now, it's like jury duty. Like, 'Great, gotta evacuate. You gonna go?'...
Posted: 03/09/2006
A lot of natural disasters, right? It's depressing -- gotta
keep giving money, can't afford it. Gets to be like friends' weddings now -- like,...
Posted: 03/09/2006
A lot of debate about the war lately. Democrats saying pull
out. Republicans saying finish the job. It's like the angel and devil on my shoulders...
Posted: 03/09/2006
I voted for Kerry, and I'm still getting e-mails from him, too.
It's kind of pathetic, like, 'There's still work to be done.' Yeah, there is: delete.
Posted: 03/09/2006
Bush, Kerry and Nader -- those were the the choices. Although
Nader -- you know when you take a multiple choice exam, and they tell you to...
Posted: 03/09/2006
Halloween seems to be getting bigger every year. I noticed a
pattern this year with girls' costumes. Girls will take a typically altruistic career...
Posted: 03/09/2006