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Ted Alexandro is a young comedian on the rise. In addition to his half-hour special "Comedy Central Presents Ted Alexandro," Ted has appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborne" and "The View." Coming up next for Ted are appearances on "Last Call with Carson Daly" and the HBO dramatic series "Oz." Watch as this versatile young actor/comedian makes you laugh until you weep, or weep until you laugh.

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Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars

Rappers have too many guests on their albums.

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Posted: 03/09/06
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Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.

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Posted: 03/09/06
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Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers

Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.

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Posted: 05/04/04
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Ted Alexandro - Prison

Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,422

Ted Alexandro - Teacher

Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,239

Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym

They're like a group of big pigeons.

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Posted: 12/08/04
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Ted Alexandro - Healthy

No one wants the cow that got bad grades.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 996

Ted Alexandro - Wrong Name

Ted's neighbors called him "Kevin" for a long time.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 929

Ted Alexandro - Friends

Other people's dreams are boring.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 842

Ted Alexandro - Natural Disasters

All these natural disasters are beginning to cost Ted a lot of money.

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Posted: 03/09/06
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Ted Alexandro: Future Wife

I'm single. I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

Tags: men/women (1861), marriage (348), Ted Alexandro (26)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Belong to a Gym

I belong to a gym now. Well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

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Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Squad Car Cop Is to Cop on a Bike...

I would think the squad car cop is to the cop on a bike as the sketch artist is to the etch-a-sketch artist.

Tags: insults (1674), work/office (335), Police Business (103)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Art Teachers

I always loved art teachers because they were so bizarre. They were like the homeless people of the faculty -- all disheveled, wearing smocks,...

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Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Evacuation

People are evacuating every day, right? Evacuating used to be a big deal. Now, it's like jury duty. Like, 'Great, gotta evacuate. You gonna go?'...

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Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: A Lot of Natural Disasters

A lot of natural disasters, right? It's depressing -- gotta keep giving money, can't afford it. Gets to be like friends' weddings now -- like,...

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Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Debate About the War

A lot of debate about the war lately. Democrats saying pull out. Republicans saying finish the job. It's like the angel and devil on my shoulders...

Tags: sex (2673), news & politics (685), wars (75)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Bush, Kerry or Nader

Bush, Kerry and Nader -- those were the the choices. Although Nader -- you know when you take a multiple choice exam, and they tell you to...

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Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: Girls' Halloween Costumes

Halloween seems to be getting bigger every year. I noticed a pattern this year with girls' costumes. Girls will take a typically altruistic career...

Tags: sex (2673), men/women (1861), insults (1674)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ted Alexandro: E-Mails From John Kerry

I voted for Kerry, and I'm still getting e-mails from him, too. It's kind of pathetic, like, 'There's still work to be done.' Yeah, there is: delete.

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Posted: 10/30/2008

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