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Ted Alexandro

Ted Alexandro is a young comedian on the rise. In addition to his half-hour special "Comedy Central Presents Ted Alexandro," Ted has appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborne" and "The View." Coming up next for Ted are appearances on "Last Call with Carson Daly" and the HBO dramatic series "Oz." Watch as this versatile young actor/comedian makes you laugh until you weep, or weep until you laugh.
 
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Ted Alexandro - Cleavage Season

They're adorable!

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Ted Alexandro - Work Out Diary

Disgusting, sloppy, gelatinous.

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Posted: 03/10/06
Views: 21,397

Ted Alexandro - New Years

Ted makes his resolutions.

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Ted Alexandro - Micro and Macro

Ted takes on prison and politics.

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Ted Alexandro - Guests Stars

Rappers have too many guests on their albums.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 6,021

Ted Alexandro - Art Teachers

Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.

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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,085

Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,878

Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym

They're like a group of big pigeons.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), health (976), self-deprecating (211)

Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,127

Ted Alexandro - Prison

Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,028

Ted Alexandro - Teacher

Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.

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Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,894

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Ted Alexandro: What Are You Working Out?

They're always asking each other what part of the bodies they're working out that day. They're like, 'What are you working out today?' 'Back and...

Posted: 12/08/2004

Ted Alexandro: Big Guys at the Gym

They always want to give you a spot, too. And they yell at you, like, 'All you! All you!' I'm like, 'Some you -- it's too heavy -- a little bit me,...

Posted: 12/08/2004

Ted Alexandro: Belong to a Gym

I belong to a gym now. Well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

Posted: 08/12/2001

Ted Alexandro: Future Wife

I'm single. I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

Posted: 08/12/2001

Ted Alexandro: Art Teachers

I always loved art teachers because they were so bizarre. They were like the homeless people of the faculty -- all disheveled, wearing smocks,...

Posted: 08/12/2001

Ted Alexandro: Squad Car Cop Is to Cop on a Bike...

I would think the squad car cop is to the cop on a bike as the sketch artist is to the etch-a-sketch artist.

Posted: 08/12/2001

Ted Alexandro: Evacuation

People are evacuating every day, right? Evacuating used to be a big deal. Now, it's like jury duty. Like, 'Great, gotta evacuate. You gonna go?'...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: A Lot of Natural Disasters

A lot of natural disasters, right? It's depressing -- gotta keep giving money, can't afford it. Gets to be like friends' weddings now -- like,...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: Debate About the War

A lot of debate about the war lately. Democrats saying pull out. Republicans saying finish the job. It's like the angel and devil on my shoulders...

Posted: 03/09/2006

Ted Alexandro: E-Mails From John Kerry

I voted for Kerry, and I'm still getting e-mails from him, too. It's kind of pathetic, like, 'There's still work to be done.' Yeah, there is: delete.

Posted: 03/09/2006

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