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Growing up with all brothers will give a Sicilian girl from Cleveland two things: a great sense of security and an even greater sense of humor. Indeed, comedienne Tammy Pescatelli got her fair share of all three, but her sense of humor is what has made her one of America's funniest--and hardest working--women of comedy. Since beating out thousands for the enviable spot as part of the Final Five on NBC's "Last Comic Standing 2," Tammy's current schedule is jam-packed with headlining appearances at top comedy clubs and venues across the country, as well as adding her comedic observations to specials on VH1, E!, G4, Country Music Television and TV Land. She is also featured weekly as part of the "Fashion Police" panel for US Weekly. And giving pros a run for their money in the poker department, Tammy recently participated in the GSN poker series "Poker Royale: Comedians Vs. Pros," making it all the way to the finals.

Becoming one of the top finalists on "Last Comic Standing" has catapulted Tammy's career and won her a slew of new fans, solidifying her as one of the sharpest women in comedy. Tammy has appeared as a guest on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," and "Dennis Miller" and has been a featured comic on "An Evening at the Improv", PAX's "Balderdash" National Lampoon's "Funny Money" and Comedy Central's "The World Stands Up."

For more information on Tammy, you can also check out www.tammypescatelli.com.

Growing up with all brothers will give a Sicilian girl from Cleveland two things: a great sense of security and an even greater sense of humor. Indeed, comedienne Tammy Pescatelli got her fair share of all three, but her sense of humor is what has made her one of America's funniest--and hardest working--women of comedy. Since beating out thousands for the enviable spot as part of the Final Five on NBC's "Last Comic Standing 2," Tammy's current schedule is jam-packed with headlining appearances at top comedy clubs and venues across the country, as well as adding her comedic observations to specials on VH1, E!, G4, Country Music Television and TV Land. She is also featured weekly as part of the "Fashion Police" panel for US Weekly. And giving pros a run for their money in the poker department, Tammy recently participated in the GSN poker series "Poker Royale: Comedians Vs. Pros," making it all the way to the finals.

Becoming one of the top finalists on "Last Comic Standing" has catapulted Tammy's career and won her a slew of new fans, solidifying her as one of the sharpest women in comedy. Tammy has appeared as a guest on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," and "Dennis Miller" and has been a featured comic on "An Evening at the Improv", PAX's "Balderdash" National Lampoon's "Funny Money" and Comedy Central's "The World Stands Up."

For more information on Tammy, you can also check out www.tammypescatelli.com. [LESS]

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Tammy Pescatelli - This Old Ho

Whatever happened to class?

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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 3,102

Tammy Pescatelli - Terrell Owens

For $6 million a year, there is very little that Tammy would not do.

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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 2,743

Tammy Pescatelli - Out of the Park

Tammy's uncles are too short to ride in Disneyland.

Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)

Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 2,346

Tammy Pescatelli - Dressing Up

Tammy dresses up her man.

Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 1,905

Tammy Pescatelli - Double Zero's

Shopping at Baby Gap in your 20s is not natural.

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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 1,854

Tammy Pescatelli - Trampoline Accident

Tammy gets knocked off her trampoline.

Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 1,836

Tammy Pescatelli - Booby Boomerang

Tammy's grandma has a wardrobe malfunction.

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Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 1,763

Tammy Pescatelli: No Matter How Scrappy You Are

I don't care how scrappy you are, you can't block a d**k punch.

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: At a Baseball Game With Grandpa

In the middle of the game, he jumps up. He starts screaming at the top his lungs, he's like, '80,000 people! 80,000 people!' I go, 'Papa, what's...

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: Getting Material

People say to me, 'Tammy, where do you get your material?' I go, 'I wake up.'

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: On Terrell Owens

Six million dollars a year -- you could pee on me every day at work. I will show up the next day, 'What time you gotta pee tomorrow, coach? You...

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: Neighborhood Word for Breasts

Yeah, 'tittones,' that's the neighborhood word for breast. Doesn't that sound like the award you win for best cleavage? And the Tittone goes to....

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: Trying to Be Perfect

Girls are trying to be perfect. You don't have to be perfect, do you know that? Men don't try to be perfect for us. We're lucky if they shower.

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: Thin Hollywood Actresses

They're beautiful, but they're mean because they're hungry.

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: Fighting a Skinny Girl

You're a double zero, and I'm a girl from the neighborhood. If I swing at you and miss, you'll die of pneumonia.

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: Seeing a Naked Woman

All you need to do is put a scale in your living room because there's not a woman alive who weighs herself completely dressed.

Posted: 03/23/2006

Tammy Pescatelli: Mobile Homes

The only thing I don't like doing is helping people who lose their mobile homes to natural disasters. Because don't you know the definition of...

Posted: 03/23/2006