The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
Filed under: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Views: 316
Posted: 01/18/1999
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (987), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,413
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (852), self-deprecating (208)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,180
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,342
Sue Murphy - Buying a Bathing Suit
Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (987), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,075
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (956), technology (347)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,072
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 912
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (987), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 752
Sue Murphy - Guys
Two of Sue's ex-boyfriends are gay.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 656
Sue Murphy - Different Kinds of Barbies
The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), sex (1269), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 517
Sue Murphy - Femininity
High heels make women easier to hunt.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 322
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 912
Dom Irrera - Party Disease
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,007
Joey Kola - No Exercise
Exercise is overrated.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 884
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,368
Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 413
Rudy Rush - The Gym
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,518
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 317
Robin Montague - Working Out
Robin might be fat, but she can count.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 1,018
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,072
