Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Filed under: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Views: 1,126
Posted: 02/24/1992
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,466
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (865), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,207
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,441
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,084
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 923
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 800
Sue Murphy - Guys
Two of Sue's ex-boyfriends are gay.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 668
Sue Murphy - Different Kinds of Barbies
The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), sex (1283), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 526
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 800
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,466
Sue Murphy - Thanksgiving
It just proves how much fun it is to eat.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 295
Danielle Koenig - Friend's Tattoo
Why would someone tattoo her vagina?
Tags: Danielle Koenig (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 464
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (865), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,207
Bob Nickman - Man/Woman
Bob is all things to all people.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,372
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm
You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,472
Bobby Slayton - Dressing Yourself
Gay black men are the best dressers.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 337
Mark Cohen - Fur Is Murder
Your back hair isn't fur.
Tags: Mark Cohen (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 231
