If women don't shave, it's like birth control.
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
It would be great if you could give kids valium.
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
What's the advantage of having a kid at 49? You can both be in diapers at the same time?
Far cry from when our parents got married, huh?... Probably the first time they had sex was on their honeymoon. Boy, times have changed. Not only...
You can't leave anything around little kids. They go through your stuff, your luggage, your toiletries. I sleep in their room; I wake up in the...
I used to live out here myself. One thing I couldn't get used to: everybody with the blonde-blonde hair, dark tan, white teeth. Everybody looks...
I could never imagine dating someone that much younger. The gap in life experience is too great. 'Cause they're asking you questions like, 'Who do...
You guys have it so easy. You don't shave: it's sexy, it's a turn-on. We don't shave: it's birth control.
I read an article in New York Magazine that women 49 years old are now having their first child. I can't get off the couch at 33 to do things for...