Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
Steve was not dropped as a baby or even earlier today.
The airport bathroom was out of order.
Steve drove into a drunk walker.
I saw this funny sign on the bathroom door that said, 'Bathroom out of order due to renovations. Please use floor below.' They didn't even put down...
As far as I can tell, that is the only real advantage to being me -- that I never have to see me, ever, 'cause my eyes are up on my head. If they...
I was recently involved in kind of a serious driving accident, which you may have suspected. It was not completely my fault because the other guy...