Steve lost the Catholic faith but still keeps the saints.
There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.
Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.
Anyone a pope here?
Sit down and shut up -- this priest is double-parked.
Mike loves his parents, but he doesn't like them.
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Catholics have the scariest imagery.
Lisa went to the slutty girls' Catholic high school.
God doesn't check IDs.