If a seven-year-old says you're ugly -- you are.
Filed under: Steve Shaffer (4), kids (841), imitations (772)
Views: 412
Posted: 02/24/1992
Steve Shaffer - Marriage
You learn certain things when you get married.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 477
Steve Shaffer - New Year's Eve
It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 331
Steve Shaffer - Religion
Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), religion (776), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250
Steve Shaffer - Marriage
You learn certain things when you get married.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 476
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,043
Steve Shaffer - New Year's Eve
It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 331
Ted Blumberg - Anything Goes in New York City
New York City teaches you not to be the victim of fashion.
Tags: Ted Blumberg (2), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 390
Pam Matteson - Brooklyn
People from Brooklyn don't censor themselves.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), imitations (772), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 466
Margaret Smith - Dad
Margaret's dad shaved off his recent hair transplant to win a $20 bet.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 552
Sandra Bernhard - Fashion World
The big trend now is to have no eyebrows.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), imitations (772), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 67
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,592
Jonathan Solomon - Encouraging Your Children
Don't teach your kids to "just say no."
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 185
Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad
You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 284
