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Steve Shaffer - Marriage

You learn certain things when you get married.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), men/women (1003), kids (841)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 478

Steve Shaffer - Honesty

If a seven-year-old says you're ugly -- you are.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), kids (841), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 413

Steve Shaffer - New Year's Eve

It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), health (976), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 331

Steve Shaffer - Religion

Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), religion (776), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250

Steve Shaffer: Certain Large People in Certain Clothing

Certain large people should not wear certain clothing. That's all there is to it. She was wearing one of those designer sweatshirts that say...

Tags: insults (1620), lookin' good (489), weight/obesity (342)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Steve Shaffer: Conspiracy Theory

I, too, have a conspiracy theory. I believe that Einstein was killed by the mafia because he knew too much.

Tags: news & politics (616), violence (216), science (21)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Steve Shaffer: Catholic Parochial Education

Sad to say -- eight years of nuns, four years of priests, 12 years of therapy -- here I am.

Tags: religion (507), growing up (259), mental health (123)

Posted: 02/24/1992