Jokes

Spread Frog Legs

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

"What d'ya know, we do taste like chicken."

Posted: 10/30/2008

Switcheroo

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him.

"You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Jesus & the Robber

A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

Startled, he asks, "Who said that?"

Again, the voice...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Meals on Wheels

Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Religious Nuts

There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church....

Posted: 10/30/2008

D.C. Benny: German Shepherd

I'm Jewish, and I have a German Shepherd. That's a bad combination 'cause he's always looking at me, like he's thinking about the good old days.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Julia Sweeney: A Question for God

Who had the biggest, creepiest, deadliest bug crawling on them without them even knowing it, and then the bug almost stings them, but for whatever...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Parrot-Prostitutes

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Statues Come to Life

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.

An angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the...

Posted: 12/01/2008