Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!
"Shut
up and keep digging, boy."
Posted: 12/01/2008
Rap music is violent, man. Rappers getting killed left and
right: Tupac, Notorious B.I.G. What's going on, man? They're killing the best rappers. I...
Posted: 10/30/2008
If I ever commit suicide, here's what I plan to do -- you can
use this -- I'm gonna fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do, I'm...
Posted: 10/30/2008
If my face ever fell off, I would have the presence of mind to
kill myself. I would not hang around -- Mr. Soppy Gobface, clingin' onto life.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I'm thinking, when I finally go, when my time is up, I'd like
to be cremated. Most people when they're cremated, they want their ashes to be...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I decided I'm going to will my body to a bunch of
necrophiliacs, you know? So somebody can get some pleasure.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying, every night
millions of people go to bed hungry, and every day we bury perfectly good cuts of meat.
Posted: 11/02/2008
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its
mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into...
Posted: 12/01/2008
My aunt passed away two weeks ago. She was cremated -- and we
think that's what did it.
Posted: 11/02/2008
Ozzy Osbourne is being sued for $3 million because, apparently,
this boy's parents believe their boy was killed due to a song by Ozzy Osbourne,...
Posted: 11/02/2008