Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.

I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.

Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?

Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.

Boobs are the center of all power.

Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.

Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.

Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.

If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.

The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
