Dave went all the way to the taint of Florida to see the space shuttle take off, but nobody was there.

Jo talks about being the class clown.

Okay, so I was home schooled. Valid point.

There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.

Art teachers are like the homeless people of the faculty.

People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.

Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.

Only certain people know what it's like to pray for a "D."

Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.

Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.

If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
