Women love greeting cards.

Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.

Girls don't leave their own behind.

It's like construction workers have a jackhammer in their pants.

Women love greeting cards.

If you want to pretend to be a lizard, join an acting workshop.

You can get touched, but it's not exactly a massage.

A lot of women are carrying condoms now.

At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?

If you kiss a dog, you have to take some razzing.

Flirting is not part of a job requirement.
