Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.
No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.
Dick Cheney. That is all.
Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
Brian loves watching "Antiques Roadshow."
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Isn't MySpace just a time machine back to the eighth grade?
You're not a coward when you stay in the car you know is going to blow up.
Sean Connery's a god in Scotland.
Achmed's life sucks.
Learn Ron's behavioral diagnosis in this animated bobblehead video.
The original Nintendo could be fixed by blowing into it.
The one argument big friends have: who is the biggest?
Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.
Babies got it good -- they don't even have to wipe themselves.