Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Patton hates George W. Bush and hippies.
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Patton details two annoying types of people.
For a minute, Patton Oswalt's life rocked.
Patton Oswalt hates watching old movies in L.A.
Winos drink because it's Tuesday.
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.