Jim Gaffigan - Manatees
Manatees are an endangered species because they're out of shape.
Filed under: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Views: 32,792
Posted: 07/11/2000
Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!
Hot Pockets are for the drunk.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 292,945
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,266
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,821
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 50,578
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 47,909
Jim Gaffigan - Exclusive - Futons and Bean Bag Chairs
It's like sleeping on a grill.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), King Baby (14)
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 7,434
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,611
Jim Gaffigan - Manatees
Manatees are an endangered species because they're out of shape.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 32,792
Reese Waters - Lifetime
When women watch Lifetime, they just collect emotional baggage by the hour.
Tags: men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 332
Aries Spears - National Geographic
There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,681
Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice
The older you are, the worse your advice.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,628
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 802
Tony Woods - Africa
Anybody would be scared by eight naked pygmies.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,317
Lynne Koplitz - Weight
Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 3,290
Tony Sculfield - Junkie Roaches
Tony's roaches are junkies for Raid.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), animals (791), drugs (639)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 180
Paul Provenza - Northern Exposure
Paul gets some interesting fan mail.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), animals (791), drugs (639)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 77
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 775
