Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Filed under: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Views: 30,677
Posted: 04/01/2008
Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!
Hot Pockets are for the drunk.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 293,163
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,412
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,877
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 50,721
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 48,039
Jim Gaffigan - Exclusive - Futons and Bean Bag Chairs
It's like sleeping on a grill.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), King Baby (14)
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 7,487
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,677
Jim Gaffigan - Manatees
Manatees are an endangered species because they're out of shape.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (793)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 32,818
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,405
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,784
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 50,709
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 48,029
Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House
How drunk do you have to be to not remember what a waffle looks like?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 14,077
Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket Revenge
Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets!
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (805),
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 5,823
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (805)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 21,384
Jim Gaffigan - Bottled Water
This is good -- this is more watery than water.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (978)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 9,099
