The Amish do have sex.
Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
When was the last time you were blown away by a new soup?
Jagermeister is for children.
No one cares about the space shuttle anymore.
Women always want opposites in men.
Dave knows what women like: lots of attention.
The mafia should do the news.
Sometimes you just need a cigarette.
There is a Ku Klux Klan in Alaska.
The Amish do have sex.