We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
Filed under: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), crime (415)
Views: 272
Posted: 06/13/1997
Shang Forbes - Family
Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (772), growing up (453)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 407
Shang Forbes - Michael Jackson
If you're still buying Michael Jackson albums, you better check yourself.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 367
Shang Forbes - Africa
Shang Forbes is staying in America.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), TV (543)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 170
Shang Forbes - Stereotypes
The way we're messing with the ozone, soon all white people are going to be black.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 162
Tracy Morgan - Forensics
People in the 'hood do their own forensics.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 09/08/02
Views: 500
Steve White - Rap Music is Violent
All of the best rappers are getting killed.
Tags: Steve White (5), ethnic (814), music (727)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 449
Shang Forbes - Africa
Shang Forbes is staying in America.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), TV (543)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 170
Dom Irrera - Worry
Dom's mother instilled a lot of sickness in Dom's head when he was a kid.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,601
Patton Oswalt - In Love
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,562
Norm MacDonald - Bob the Devil
A guy killed his whole family because the devil told him to.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), family (667), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 652
Ron White - Death Penalty
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
Tags: Ron White (24), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,805
Rickey Smiley - No More Funerals
There shouldn't be funerals, just home-going celebrations.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,231
Dwayne Kennedy - Indians
Indians fought the white man to the death.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 641
Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult
The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.
Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 144
