Scott Thompson: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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Whitney CummingsJust read about a hip new trend: "boyfriend jeans." Are those just jeans that smell like funk and have no money in the pockets?10:03 AM Today

Whitney CummingsDallas show is Nov 28th not the 18th. Little groggy this am. Boston has some kick ass roofies.9:51 AM Today

Whitney CummingsTexas! Invite me over for Thanksgiving and get tix to Dallas Show Nov 18 House of Blues! I like dark meat. What? http://twitpic.com/or95z9:30 AM Today

Russell Peters"Because I love u so much it makes me fart"7:09 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonI'm gonna need security to escort me to my room after this cash out. http://pic.gd/90ac385:06 AM Today

Aziz AnsariAlmost got into fight cause of a bit where I needed social security number & credit card to hang out on Flo-rida's boat tomorrow. Woops.4:35 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonGreat show tonight, thank u Vegas! Now I'm walking the strip with my mom, my cuz and @albertsousajr4:31 AM Today

Aziz Ansari'I work for Flo-rida and he's looking for girls to party on his boat. However, you need to suggest a song title to get on the boat...4:29 AM Today

Aziz AnsariTime to say dumb things to people. "Hello I work for Lorenzo Llamas production company, do you have any movie ideas?"4:19 AM Today

Jo KoyAustralia! http://bit.ly/2LDFM94:17 AM Today

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Scott Thompson - Canadian

Canadians quietly hate Americans.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), gay/homosexual (622), America (446)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 559

Scott Thompson - TV Belgique Presents

Sandrine Godard of TV Belgique presents Scott Thompson.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), TV (536), Canada (199)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 449

Scott Thompson - Plane Hijack

Don't kill the Canadians.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), America (446), terrorism (431)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 416

Scott Thompson - Passing

Canadians pass until they have to use "out," "about" or "sorry," then the jig is up.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), ethnic (813), America (446)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 367

Scott Thompson - Writing Session

Scott was a member of some show called "Kids in the Hall."

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), TV (536), technology (347)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 125

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Scott Thompson: When Gay Got Embarrassing

I used to identify myself as gay until gay got embarrassing. I don't know when that happened, maybe when Tinky Winky was dragged out of the closet?...

Posted: 05/22/1999

Scott Thompson: Juicing

When it comes to juicing, keep the skin on, baby! 'Cause that's where the good stuff is -- and that goes for everything from fruit to foreskins.

Posted: 05/22/1999

Scott Thompson: Passing as American

Canadians are sort of like light-skinned black people who pass in the deep South.

Posted: 05/22/1999

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