Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Gay guys usually think Scott talks to them just so he can bash them.
Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.
Scott is a big gay guy from Texas.
It's amazing that Willie Nelson can still get laid.
Buddha is a lot happier than some other religious icons.
Sometimes when you perform in Vegas, it's not in a comedy club.
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.