Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Gay guys usually think Scott talks to them just so he can bash them.
Scott is a big gay guy from Texas.
It's amazing that Willie Nelson can still get laid.
Buddha is a lot happier than some other religious icons.
Sometimes when you perform in Vegas, it's not in a comedy club.
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.