Scott Kennedy began comedy in Lubbock, Texas after a friend entered him in an amateur comedy competition. Once bitten by the comedy bug, he quit his long list of "real jobs" and started touring the country. When asked if he was surprised about his new career, Scott replies, "Not surprised that I do stand-up comedy, I was always kind of the class clown. Surprised that I'm gay? I'm sure some will be surprised."| Scott Kennedy Videos | Scott Kennedy Jokes |
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Gay guys usually think Scott talks to them just so he can bash them.
Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.
Scott is a big gay guy from Texas.
It's amazing that Willie Nelson can still get laid.
Buddha is a lot happier than some other religious icons.
Sometimes when you perform in Vegas, it's not in a comedy club.
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.
You could be as rude as you want to be because people gotta go.
Friends of mine freak out when I tell them I'm a good cook...
Why would you be that surprised that I can cook? I'm a big boy. I can cook. It kind...
I have a very addictive personality. In fact, I just bought a
book on addiction. I love it. I can't put it down.
I am single by the way... I know why, 'cause I'm picky. I want
a guy who can throw a football and a tantrum.
The best part of it -- I just tell him to phone me in
prescriptions, and he will, I swear, 'cause he's my little brother. The first time, though,...
I've never thought about changing religions. It's never even
crossed my mind until I got here in New York. I ate at an Asian food restaurant today,...
You know, for $10 a day, I can drive this car the way I've
always really wanted to drive. I'm going like 110 down the interstate, going, 'Hey I...
A week after I saw this episode, I pull into this convenience
store. I'm getting out of my car -- I see that same guy I saw in 'America's Most...
I am a big gay guy from Texas. I live in Los Angeles now. I
live in West Hollywood, California, which is very gay. As a gay man, I walk outside...
I've totally fallen in love lately with 18-year-old baseball
players.... But I don't just fall in love because they're adorable; I also love...