Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.