Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.
Filed under: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Views: 600
Posted: 01/21/2001
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,017
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 930
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 807
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 804
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 724
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 724
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,017
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 680
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 804
Deon Cole - Pizza and Problems
Pizza places in Chicago will deliver to anyone.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 3,086
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 807
Arnez J - Tennessee Talk
The way people talk in Knoxville, TN is something to see.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), stereotypes (429)
Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 6,145
Deon Cole - Dating Guidelines
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,468
Wayne Federman - Concerts
It's better to watch K.I.S.S. than to hear them.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 275
Nick Swardson - Bad Stories
Nick always tells "you had to be there" stories.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 11,159
