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Sabrina Matthews is an openly lesbian comic who relates the absurd in everyday life in a witty anecdotal style. Playland Magazine says, "She is instantly likeable and charms both gay and straight audiences".

Her hilarious half-hour comedy special, "Comedy Central Presents Sabrina Matthews", premiered in January, 2001, and according to Willamette Week, "she wowed viewers of Comedy Central's "Out There in Hollywood" and "Premium Blend". Sabrina appears regularly at mainstream clubs and colleges around the country, has performed at the internationally renowned Montreal Comedy Festival, and made her television acting debut in "America's Most Wanted".

Sabrina began her comedy career in the San Francisco Bay Area, where the San Francisco Chronicle called her one "of the brightest emerging talents in town". She now makes her home amidst the doughnut shops and dude-speak of Los Angeles where she spends her days engaging in her favorite game, Point and Laugh, riding her motorcycle, talking to her cat and generally doing anything else to avoid rifling through the heap of letters from the IRS teetering on her desk in search of tiny, hastily scribbled comedy notes. All in comfortable shoes.

Her hilarious half-hour comedy special, "Comedy Central Presents Sabrina Matthews", premiered in January, 2001, and according to Willamette Week, "she wowed viewers of Comedy Central's "Out There in Hollywood" and "Premium Blend". Sabrina appears regularly at mainstream clubs and colleges around the country, has performed at the internationally renowned Montreal Comedy Festival, and made her television acting debut in "America's Most Wanted".

Sabrina began her comedy career in the San Francisco Bay Area, where the San Francisco Chronicle called her one "of the brightest emerging talents in town". She now makes her home amidst the doughnut shops and dude-speak of Los Angeles where she spends her days engaging in her favorite game, Point and Laugh, riding her motorcycle, talking to her cat and generally doing anything else to avoid rifling through the heap of letters from the IRS teetering on her desk in search of tiny, hastily scribbled comedy notes. All in comfortable shoes. [LESS]

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Sabrina Matthews - Straight Test

Lesbians are incurable.

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Posted: 01/22/01
Views: 8,163

Sabrina Matthews - Driving

Analog or anagram?

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Posted: 01/22/01
Views: 7,011

Sabrina Matthews - Flying Fear

It was a Boeing 7.

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Posted: 01/22/01
Views: 6,929

Sabrina Matthews - Exercising

Remember to traverse!

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Posted: 01/22/01
Views: 6,175

Sabrina Matthews - Groceries

Ice cream and tampons usually go together.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,017

Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy

"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.

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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 930

Sabrina Matthews - The Cure

If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 807

Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying

Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.

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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 804

Sabrina Matthews - Denny's

Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 724

Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying

On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690

Sabrina Matthews: The Becky Doll

I think it's really cool that there's a handicapped toy on the market, you know? Ironically, Becky's wheelchair does not fit through any of the...

Posted: 12/26/1997

Sabrina Matthews: National Coming Out Day

So, it's National Coming Out Day. I'm walking through Dallas/Fort Worth airport. I got my National Coming Out Day t-shirt on 'cause I'm proud --...

Posted: 12/26/1997

Sabrina Matthews: Ice Cream Power

Have you ever noticed that there are few things in the world, short of actual material success, that can make you feel as powerful as eating an...

Posted: 01/21/2001

Sabrina Matthews: Schooling Alanis Morissette

Isn't it ironic?' No, Alanis, it's unfortunate. You have listed sh*t for three and a half minutes, and everything you mentioned was unfortunate....

Posted: 01/21/2001

Sabrina Matthews: Cured of Homosexuality

They should give this guy a test, you know, just to see how well the cure is going. Make him sit somewhere in a room with a guy in a lab coat: 'OK,...

Posted: 01/21/2001

Sabrina Matthews: Airplane Safety Guide

They can get rid of page three, that's the water landing section. There is no useful information there. At the top, they show you how to use your...

Posted: 01/21/2001

Sabrina Matthews: Refusing Airplane Restrooms

I refuse to go to the bathroom on an airplane because if I'm gonna die in a cartwheeling ball of flames, it is not gonna be in a flying outhouse...

Posted: 01/21/2001

Sabrina Matthews: Diet Pills

I had friends in high school that used to do speed. Actually, they used to take diet pills, cheap speed, and they talked me into trying it one...

Posted: 01/21/2001

Sabrina Matthews: Gym Rats

I went to a gay gym -- I don't know if a building can actually be gay -- I went to a gym where a lot of gay people worked out. And they were real...

Posted: 01/21/2001

Sabrina Matthews: SAT Words

She says to me, 'When I go on road trips, I like to eat only at Denny's and analogues of Denny's.' Now, 'analogue,' if you don't know, means 'the...

Posted: 01/21/2001