The Daily Mail is distilled evil and cruelty.
What if there really WAS an elephant in the room?
Russell doesn't love not being as famous in America.
It'll be like a light-hearted romp.
Even Jesus Christ only stood on the ocean once.
Russell will give you an autograph, ladies.
Russell meets Mila Kunis' boyfriend Mac.
Here's some stuff Russell didn't get to say at the MTV VMAs.
The Jonas Brothers are not having sex.
Nothing ruins an orgy like bumping into your mom.
Russell reads a death threat from "Yankee."