Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
Things were going so well at the bar, who could tell that these girls were prostitutes?
Russ would be the worst POW.
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?
The world hates America.
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.