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Doug BensonAnd I split because I know a card shark when I smell one! RT @JasonCalacanis Oh snap,sat down to play poker and @dougbenson is at my table!3:02 AM Today

robert kellyRT @debjo325: Here ya go Robert Kelly!Check this video out -- Lil Jon and Eastside Boyz ft Ice Cube - Roll Call http://bit.ly/1NMP2O TY11:07 PM Jul 3rd

Doug Bensonis going to take a bubble(s) bath and watch Michael Jackson videos on Vh1. Sushi later. (Yeah, this is how I do it.)10:44 PM Jul 3rd

Dan CumminsTanqueray + Ice + Weezer + pool + good company = great afternoon. This equation is perfect. I double checked it. I carried the one. Fun.10:29 PM Jul 3rd

robert kellyOne of my favorite songs to work out too is Roll call from Lil Jon-East side boys. but I found out, not a good song t... http://znl.me/EJ3SX10:25 PM Jul 3rd

Doug Bensonhe didn't give me a nickname, because I never made eye contact. But in retrospect, I'm surprised he didn't call me "ball watcher."9:14 PM Jul 3rd

Doug BensonGet to the Wynn pool bar, asap. There's a drunk giving everyone nicknames. For free!9:09 PM Jul 3rd

Doug BensonName & place dropper. RT @kevinpollak GREAT lunch w/Bobby Flay. WAY cool story about his cooking w/ Prez Obama @ White House on Father's Day8:17 PM Jul 3rd

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S_ManiscalcoPerforming at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd tonight at 10:15.5:56 PM Jul 3rd

Rudy Rush - Break Ups

Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 7,411

Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,872

Rudy Rush - Hygiene

There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,512

Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty

As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,131

Rudy Rush - Pretty Babies vs. Ugly Babies

Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), kids (595)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,513

Rudy Rush - Math Homework

All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,214

Rudy Rush - Single Life

Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,170

Rudy Rush - The Gym

There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (518)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 993

Rudy Rush - Little Brothers

When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 922

Rudy Rush - Black Leadership

Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 759

Rudy Rush: Good Black Leaders

We don't have any good black leaders anymore... We don't have no Martin Luther King anymore, no Malcolm X. The last good black leader we had was...

Tags: pop culture (813), news & politics (685), ethnic (409)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rudy Rush: No Sex in the Dark

See, what you women don't understand about men is we need to see things. We need to see facial expressions. We need to see arms moving, sweat...

Tags: sex (2673), men/women (1861), Rudy Rush (5)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rudy Rush: Al Sharpton for President

White people, let me tell y'all something, y'all ain't gotta worry -- black people ain't votin' for no brotha with no perm.

Tags: news & politics (685), lookin' good (413), ethnic (409)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rudy Rush: Not Fresh

There's no way you can tell a women she's not fresh, is there? How are you gonna do it? You're gonna be like, 'Um, was you running today?'

Tags: men/women (1861), insults (1674), Rudy Rush (5)

Posted: 10/30/2008

Rudy Rush: Single Life

I'm like a child living by myself. I leave stuff on the stove while I'm sleeping. I wash my ass with the same rag I wash the dishes with.

Tags: men/women (1861), gross-out (778), housing (103)

Posted: 10/30/2008