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Michael Ian BlackI'm not saying it's right but I definitely understand why some animals eat their young.5:34 PM Today

Rudy Rush - Break Ups

Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 10,602

Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,295

Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty

As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,748

Rudy Rush - Hygiene

There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,598

Rudy Rush - Single Life

Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 3,211

Rudy Rush - Pretty Babies vs. Ugly Babies

Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 3,076

Rudy Rush - Nasty

Guys are nasty

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Posted: 05/28/04
Views: 3,003

Rudy Rush - Abused

Hot baths and more

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Posted: 05/28/04
Views: 2,874

Rudy Rush - Math Homework

All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (519)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,848

Rudy Rush - Little Brothers

When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 2,483

Rudy Rush: Single Life

I'm like a child living by myself. I leave stuff on the stove while I'm sleeping. I wash my ass with the same rag I wash the dishes with.

Tags: men/women (1714), gross-out (683), housing (110)

Posted: 05/27/2004

Rudy Rush: No Sex in the Dark

See, what you women don't understand about men is we need to see things. We need to see facial expressions. We need to see arms moving, sweat...

Tags: sex (2376), men/women (1714), Rudy Rush (5)

Posted: 05/27/2004

Rudy Rush: Not Fresh

There's no way you can tell a women she's not fresh, is there? How are you gonna do it? You're gonna be like, 'Um, was you running today?'

Tags: men/women (1714), insults (1619), Rudy Rush (5)

Posted: 05/27/2004

Rudy Rush: Good Black Leaders

We don't have any good black leaders anymore... We don't have no Martin Luther King anymore, no Malcolm X. The last good black leader we had was...

Tags: pop culture (770), news & politics (615), ethnic (427)

Posted: 05/27/2004

Rudy Rush: Al Sharpton for President

White people, let me tell y'all something, y'all ain't gotta worry -- black people ain't votin' for no brotha with no perm.

Tags: news & politics (615), lookin' good (489), ethnic (427)

Posted: 05/27/2004