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Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.
Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.
Pretty babies and ugly babies act completely differently.
All parents have the same excuse to get out of helping kids with their math homework.
When you leave a Bruce Lee movie as a 13-year-old, you think you know karate.
I'm like a child living by myself. I leave stuff on the stove
while I'm sleeping. I wash my ass with the same rag I wash the dishes with.
See, what you women don't understand about men is we need to
see things. We need to see facial expressions. We need to see arms moving, sweat...
There's no way you can tell a women she's not fresh, is there?
How are you gonna do it? You're gonna be like, 'Um, was you running today?'
We don't have any good black leaders anymore... We don't have
no Martin Luther King anymore, no Malcolm X. The last good black leader we had was...
White people, let me tell y'all something, y'all ain't gotta
worry -- black people ain't votin' for no brotha with no perm.