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Rondell Sheridan tries to avoid getting hot water on his "hooty-hoo."
Pets want nothing to do with a married couple's fight.
People snore in different ways.
Alcohol is the number one reason why people go home with ugly people.
Men are not as complicated as women think.
James Bond and Rondell Sheridan both play baccarat.
The moment a guy says, "I do," his pants are replaced with a tennis skirt.
Rondell Sheridan once lost $2,000 in eight minutes in Las Vegas.
People always get mad at the dealers. It's not the dealer's
fault; it's random luck that they dealt the cards to you. You know, my guy was trying...
You're just trying to make sure you don't get any hot water on
your 'hooty-hoo' 'cause you can't blow on that -- you can't -- 'cause if you could,...
Just read in USA Today, they said that alcohol is the number
one reason people go home with ugly people.
I think the moment you're in a relationship, you should be
supplied with your own court stenographer -- you know, that person that sits in the...
Women, you think we're complicated -- we're not. We're just a
penis and two eyes, that's all we are.
I don't think you really and truly get to know someone until
you sleep with them. And I'm not talking about sex, I'm talking about being...
You ever wake up in the middle of the night, and you roll over
and look at your mate, and the moonlight catches them just right, and you just want...