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Ron White - Vegetarians

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Vegetarians should shut up.

Filed under: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)

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Views: 10,810

Posted: 05/08/2003

Ron White - Scotchguard

Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.

Tags: Ron White (18), alcohol (360), blue collar (59)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 87,701

Ron White - Scottish Nationalists

A Scottish nationalist cab driver can show you London in about 10 minutes.

Tags: Ron White (18), driving (263), travel (235)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 33,668

Ron White - Tater Salad

Tater Salad is caught in New York City.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), alcohol (360)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 16,220

Ron White - Rich In-Laws

Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 15,216

Ron White - No Dogs

The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.

Tags: Ron White (18), marriage (413), animals (400)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 12,123

Ron White - Robert Tilton

Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.

Tags: Ron White (18), Premium Blend (749), TV (367)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 11,667

Ron White - Vegetarians

Vegetarians should shut up.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 10,810

Ron White - Death Penalty

Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.

Tags: Ron White (18), sex (905), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 10,162

Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble

Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.

Tags: Ron White (18), Premium Blend (749), alcohol (360)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 9,568

Ron White - Wake-Up Call

After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 8,160

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Kevin Brennan - Vegetarians

Kevin went out with a vegetarian once.

Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)

Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 280

Erin Foley - Back to You in the Booth, Bob

Erin doesn't like the female football reporters on the sidelines.

Tags: Erin Foley (6), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 6,172

Erin Foley - Depressing Books

Erin has found the most depressing book of all time.

Tags: Erin Foley (6), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 9,940

Rusty Ward - Food Obsession

Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.

Tags: Rusty Ward (1), Premium Blend (749), food (494)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 130

Damon Wayans - Hollywood

Hollywood changes people.

Tags: Damon Wayans (12), Premium Blend (749), family (550)

Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 2,392

Janine DiTullio - Dental Plan

Just chew on the other side.

Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (905), family (550)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 148

Dan Cummins - Vegetarians

Dan is far from being a vegetarian.

Tags: Dan Cummins (3), food (494), marriage (413)

Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 5,965

Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (26), food (494), money (445)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 8,838

Bonnie McFarlane - Hunting

Bonnie loved her hunting dog.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 5,569


Truck Driver & The Bikers

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Lisa Landry: On Southern Fried Foods

Southern people don't even age -- we just drop dead.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Brave Pig With the Peg Leg

A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."

"So why...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Bob Nickman: Strobe Headlines

Put strobe headlights in my car to make the deer run slower.

Posted: 11/02/2008

Andrew Norelli: Wrong Time to Worry

People worry about health at the wrong times, you ever notice that? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon -- there's a pig's ass in...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Bob Marley: Atkins Diet

I thought I'd like this thing because I like meat. Three days into it, I had eaten so much meat, I was perusing the neighborhood at four in the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Mole Removal

Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?

He swore off sex with them creatures forever.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Mitch Hedberg: Subway's Duck Policy

I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it....

Posted: 10/30/2008

Taking Ducks to Market

Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest son and told him to see how much money he could get for it at the market. The...

Posted: 12/01/2008

The Vet Bill

A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion.

The vet goes...

Posted: 12/01/2008

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