A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a
priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few...
Posted: 10/30/2008
What do you call a lesbian with ten girlfriends?
A Bush Hog
Posted: 10/30/2008
Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same
time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one
of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You know you're a redneck when...
you go Christmas
shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Last name: ________________
First name (check appropriate
box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_]...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin
to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash"
and shoot your mother-in-law.
Posted: 10/30/2008
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey! Watch this...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a
Garth Brooks concert!
Posted: 10/30/2008