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Stand-up comedian Ron White on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
Stand-up comedian Ron White on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com Comedian Ron "Tater Salad" White is best known as the cigar-smoking, scotch-drinking funnyman from the "Blue Collar Comedy" phenomenon. But with two http://Grammy nominations, a gold record, two of the top-rated one-hour specials in Comedy Central history, a book that appeared on the New York Times Best Seller List, and CD and DVD sales of over 10 million units, Ron has established himself as a star in his own right. Ron's new special, "Behavioral Problems," premiered in 2009 on Comedy Central.

Ron has always been a storyteller; from the time he was a boy growing up in a small town in the middle of Texas oil country to selling windows for a living in Arlington to performing in sold-out theaters and arenas as a headlining comedian all across the country. For two decades he lived the life of a struggling comedian bouncing around to comedy clubs and driving to gigs in his beat-up Nissan pickup truck. In short, he paid his dues.

Then it happened. From January 2000 through March 2003, Ron performed with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy in the highly... [MORE]

Ron has always been a storyteller; from the time he was a boy growing up in a small town in the middle of Texas oil country to selling windows for a living in Arlington to performing in sold-out theaters and arenas as a headlining comedian all across the country. For two decades he lived the life of a struggling comedian bouncing around to comedy clubs and driving to gigs in his beat-up Nissan pickup truck. In short, he paid his dues.

Then it happened. From January 2000 through March 2003, Ron performed with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy in the highly acclaimed "Blue Collar Comedy Tour," a show that played to sold out audiences in over 90 cities and grossed over $15 million dollars. Warner Bros filmed the tour and "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie" was released as a major motion picture in theaters in March 2003, later premiering on Comedy Central as the highest-rated movie in the channel�s history.

Ron's first solo comedy CD, "Drunk In Public," was released in November 2003, showcasing the insightful and hilarious White, who manages to be both razorsharp and blunt. The CD has now sold over 500,000 copies and has been certified "gold." Also that year, his first one-hour comedy special, "They Call Me Tater Salad," earned Comedy Central the highest-rated Sunday in its history. The companion DVD has sold 1.4 million copies to date and has been certified "multi-platinum."

Next White filmed "The Ron White Show," a comedy special for the WB network that was filmed in Las Vegas. It aired in April 2005 to four million viewers. The show helped propel the network to one of its best Thursday nights of the season. Ron's second one-hour special, "You Can�t Fix Stupid," was filmed in January 2006 at the Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX. The special aired on Comedy Central to 4.5 million viewers to make it the 3rd largest audience in Comedy Central's history and the #1 show in prime time on basic cable. The comedy CD of the same name was released on February 7, 2006 and premiered at #14 on Billboard's Top 200, ranked #1 on the Billboard Comedy Charts for nine consecutive weeks and was nominated for a Grammy Award. Ron also received a second Grammy nomination that year for the CD "Blue Collar Comedy Tour - One for The Road."

In June 2006, Penguin Books released "Ron 'Tater Salad' White: I Had The Right To Remain Silent�But I Didn't Have the Ability." The book debuted at #15 on the New York Times Best Seller List. It perfectly sums up Ron's life and his comedy and is filled with over 80 illustrations by acclaimed artist Matthew Shultz. In 2007 Ron worked on a pilot for HBO featuring the writing talents of Linda Bloodworth-Thomason ("Designing Women," "Evening Shade"), and most recently in the independent film "Demoted" scheduled for release in 2009. Ron has appeared on late-night talk shows such as "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson." [LESS]

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Ron White - Scotchguard

Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.

Tags: Ron White (18), alcohol (360), blue collar (59)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 87,701

Ron White - Scottish Nationalists

A Scottish nationalist cab driver can show you London in about 10 minutes.

Tags: Ron White (18), driving (263), travel (235)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 33,668

Ron White - Tater Salad

Tater Salad is caught in New York City.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), alcohol (360)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 16,220

Ron White - Rich In-Laws

Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 15,201

Ron White - No Dogs

The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.

Tags: Ron White (18), marriage (413), animals (400)

Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 12,123

Ron White - Robert Tilton

Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.

Tags: Ron White (18), Premium Blend (749), TV (367)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 11,667

Ron White - Vegetarians

Vegetarians should shut up.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 10,810

Ron White - Death Penalty

Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 10,162

Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble

Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.

Tags: Ron White (18), Premium Blend (749), alcohol (360)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 9,568

Ron White - Wake-Up Call

After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.

Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 8,156

Ron White: Wake-Up Call

I went out last night, and I got back at the hotel at 7:30 this morning. I went up to the desk to leave a wake-up call for 7:00. The lady goes,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ron White: Helping the Planet

Why are you a vegetarian?' I asked him. And it wasn't even because meat is bad for you. He said that raising cattle was bad for the planet -- with...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ron White: Deer Hunting

If you ever miss one, it's because the bullet's moving too fast. Slow the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some headlights and a little horn on...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ron White: Calling Home From the Road

I call her. She tells me my dog, Sluggo, just took a dump on the new carpet. I'm like, 'Shoot him.' She goes, 'That's just like you, Ron. I have a...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ron White: Homophobic Friends

Listen to me when I tell you this: we're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay. He goes, 'That's bullsh*t. I ain't gay at all.' I'm like,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ron White: At the Vet's

The veterinarian had the audacity to say to me, 'Mr. White, if you'll just come on back here, we'll show you how to do this, and next time, you...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ron White: Walking on the Beach

If you're ever walking down the beach and you see a girl dressed in a bikini made out of seashells, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas

In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

Posted: 10/30/2008