The latches are always broken in the men's room.
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Now there are condoms that glow in the dark.
I was driving down here tonight; I saw a guy talking on a car phone in a Yugo. I was thinking, 'Who's he talking to -- Kmart?'
They have a condom that glows in the dark. It glows in the dark. Think about that -- in the heat of passion, wouldn't that have a strobe effect in...
Do you ever go in the bathroom after someone has, shall we say, ruined the ozone? I was in one the other night. It was like Satan was in there...