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Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports

If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 794

Roger Rittenhouse - Getting Healthy

Everybody's getting healthy nowadays.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), health (978), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 443

Roger Rittenhouse - Taxes

Roger needs a ski mask to pay his taxes.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), money (866), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 210

Roger Rittenhouse - Aging

Living to be 105 only looks good on paper.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), sex (1284), health (978)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 199

Roger Rittenhouse - The Rolling Stones

The Rolling Stones should wear shirts.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), health (978), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 170

Roger Rittenhouse: Bungee Jumping

I had a chance to go bungee cord jumping last week. They make it look cool on TV, don't they? You always see people doing those sports in Mountain...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Roger Rittenhouse: Trying to Like Baseball

I'm really trying to like baseball, but I finally figured out why I can't watch it: I have a pulse.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Roger Rittenhouse: Watch for Injuries

I like a sport where someone's getting injured. Of course, I watch presidential speeches just in case there's a sniper.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Roger Rittenhouse: Don't Eat Right

I don't eat right. I had cheese sticks for dinner tonight. It'd be healthier to take a bullet. At least a bullet would go through you.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Roger Rittenhouse: Five Packs a Day

I've got a friend who smokes five packs a day. He has to wear nicotine slacks. He says he's afraid to quit because he might get heavy. If he...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Roger Rittenhouse: Products for the Elderly

Then they've got the products for the elderly. Have you seen the recliner that has a cushion that pushes you to your feet? If you can't get out of...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Roger Rittenhouse: Flea Markets

So I go to flea markets to save money... I love to go. I was at a great one last week. Actually, it was a trailer park. People just let me browse...

Posted: 02/24/1992