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Rodney Laney - Ritalin for Kids

Ritalin is like heroin for kids.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,039

Rodney Laney - Good Job

A one word job might be a good job.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 836

Rodney Laney - Knife in the Head

You have to be pretty mad to stab someone in the head.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 712

Rodney Laney: What Do You Do?

If somebody asks you what you do, and you go, 'You know the inside of the pen, they got these springs? I put the springs on the inside of the pen....

Posted: 12/09/2004

Rodney Laney: Emergency Room

And let me tell you something -- if you go to the emergency room and you've got a knife still stuck in your head, you go to the front of the line....

Posted: 12/09/2004

Rodney Laney: Medicated Cousin

I had a cousin who was on medication, and we knew if he missed a dosage because he'd walk in the living room, buck naked with his scrotum in...

Posted: 12/09/2004

Rodney Laney: Ritalin

There ain't no way in hell you're putting my son on Ritalin -- but I'll take some. How much for five dollars? Let me get a small bag.

Posted: 12/09/2004