Rocky LaPorte went to North Dakota, but it was closed.
Why do the makeup counter girls at the fancy mall wear lab coats?
Rocky doesn't understand Southern sayings.
Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.
English teachers are evil people.
Rocky LaPorte turned 38 three or four years ago.
Whose job is it to make sure nobody eats in the bathroom of the Staten Island Zoo?
Rocky is confused by Canadian thermostats.