Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Filed under: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Views: 2,017
Posted: 07/05/2007
Robert Schimmel - Car Rental
Extra insurance? Am I gonna get in an extra accident?
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Posted: 07/06/07
Views: 22,920
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,618
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,740
Robert Schimmel - Weird Ads
A lot of commercials send the wrong messages about their products.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), books (748), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,172
Robert Schimmel - Uncensored
You do comedy? Yeah, that's why you're installing my stereo.
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Posted: 07/06/07
Views: 964
Robert Schimmel
Comedian Robert Schimmel and his wife decide whether or not to circumcise their son.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), interview (2828), Holocaust (15)
Posted: 05/18/99
Views: 0
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,618
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,873
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,740
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 738
Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Tags: Paul Varghese (2), money (865), family (667)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,554
Todd Glass - Smoking Face
Todd Glass does an impression of his father smoking a cigarette.
Tags: Todd Glass (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 497
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599
Paul Gilmartin - The Truth About Kids
Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 455
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
Tags: Jeremy Schachter (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,096
