It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Filed under: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Views: 2,615
Posted: 07/05/2007
Robert Schimmel - Car Rental
Extra insurance? Am I gonna get in an extra accident?
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Posted: 07/06/07
Views: 22,920
Robert Schimmel
Comedian Robert Schimmel and his wife decide whether or not to circumcise their son.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), interview (2828), Holocaust (15)
Posted: 05/18/99
Views: 2,601
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,013
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,738
Robert Schimmel - Weird Ads
A lot of commercials send the wrong messages about their products.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), books (748), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,172
Robert Schimmel - Uncensored
You do comedy? Yeah, that's why you're installing my stereo.
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Posted: 07/06/07
Views: 964
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,013
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,729
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,970
Louis Katz - Married Men
Married men don't get guts from drinking beer; they get guts from swallowing pride.
Tags: Louis Katz (2), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,061
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,055
Vargus Mason - Free My Ass
Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 391
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,217
Jeffrey Ross - Cookie Monster
Jeffrey Ross misses the old Cookie Monster.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,149
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,843
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599
