If Robert wants to wipe the seat, he'll wipe it with his socks.
Filed under: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Views: 2,525
Posted: 04/03/2008
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
I love restaurants that cater to fat people.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 127,711
Robert Kelly - Breasts
Let's get the obvious out of the way: I'm fat.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 89,401
Robert Kelly - Video Games
Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 21,871
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,898
Robert Kelly - Famous Friends
Bobby calls his famous friends.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), friends (312),
Posted: 04/02/08
Views: 12,102
Robert Kelly - Good Sex
I was so good at sex I was sexy after sex.
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Posted: 04/04/08
Views: 8,550
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,441
Robert Kelly - Video Games
Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 21,872
Robert Kelly - Arguments
Even when Robert's girl is wrong, she'll still get him to say sorry.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,650
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 1,610
Robert Kelly - Awful Sex
Robert used to be good at sex.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,738
Robert Kelly - Socks to Bed
Robert's fiance hates that he sleeps fully naked with socks on.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 3,628
Robert Kelly - Romantic Proposal
Robert had a romantic proposal in Aruba all planned out.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 3,684
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,899
Robert Kelly - Being Fat
Buying clothes sucks when you're fat.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,857
Richard Jeni - Cooking
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 968
