In Spanish, "el" is the sound you make when your sinuses act up.
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Views: 240
Posted: 07/03/2003
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking, smacking kittens.
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Posted: 07/04/03
Views: 3,989
Robert Hawkins - Singing Along
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), music (710), friends (307)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 594
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 562
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 559
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 430
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 336
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 295
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 283
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 263
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 430
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 283
Dana Gould - Traveling
Every town in America has a porn shop.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (770), America (446)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 612
Reggie McFadden - Pornos
Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women.
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Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 2,634
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 562
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 773
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 263
Marc Maron - Renting Porn
"Citizen Kane" is a great way to balance "Dirty Debutantes."
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Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 227
Dave Attell - Porno
Where is the harm in masturbation?
Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 4,501
Christian Finnegan - Chandra Levy
Based on Christian's computer entries, he was abducted by sorority sluts.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 2,826
