Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
Filed under: Robert Hawkins (10), music (710), friends (307)
Views: 594
Posted: 11/17/2004
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking, smacking kittens.
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Posted: 07/04/03
Views: 3,989
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 561
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 557
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 430
Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 336
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 295
Robert Hawkins - Cheap Vacation
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 283
Robert Hawkins - Write Home
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 263
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,336
Tracy Smith - Not So Picky Anymore
In your 30s, you don't have as many choices of men to date.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,920
Dwayne Perkins - Just Friends
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,394
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (770), alcohol (489)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,748
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (956), death (315)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,474
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), religion (770), family (664)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 736
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (790), growing up (450)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,281
Denis Leary - Flying Nightmare
Shut up and fly the plane.
Tags: Denis Leary (21), TV (536), travel (306)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,587
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,220
Bill Burr - White Unity
A black guy stuck in the subway doors makes it racial.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), ethnic (813), stereotypes (429)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,556
