Men always get stuck with condom detail.
Quitting smoking, smacking kittens.
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Salespeople in beach stores have excellent sales skills.
Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.